LIFE'S A PARTY! ... At least my life is.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Today went to Jurong Point to meet Drake out. Ate at Burger King and chatted there. Then we walk around JP and played the new game at zone X. Its about choosing a character and vsing your other friend via guns. Dam fun!!! After that we went to face shop and skinfood to check out mask.

I bought the 5dollar snow tea mask for men since i used the 8dollar brandy wine mask previously...
The brandy wine mask got the hot hot feeling and makes you feel hydrated and rejuvenated. Wonder what does this snow tea does...

Drake spent 30.50 on a black sesame peel off mask. For oil control and closing of pores. Its so freaking ex la. It better be good.

Well nowadays guys nid to bao yang also right? =D

---7:53 AM---

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I dreamt of gangsters today.... they stole my hermit crab so i fight with them..==

And these gangsters i long ago want kill them but no time... sianz

And whoever who impersonate Stel please own up. Whether is just a harmless prank or is serious. Unless ure jus a no lifer bitch who is so humji stuck behind ur computer cos u tink its safe for u thr to spam ppl blog and not get in trouble....Get a life.

Own up nw cos i dunwan waste my precious time to track who the f are u.

These days im sort of addicted to branded stuffs...wine tasting and fine dining and etiquette...Im sort of driven to the fact to be high class and not bengs from bugis or far east....LOL....

---11:19 AM---

Monday, August 31, 2009

teachers day!

---9:40 AM---

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Today went out to Stella's house. Its raining so while taking a break, slack at her house. She failed to cook me breakfast as she didnt have eggs. So i went to freeze the sausages which she unfrozen. After that i PACKED HER MESSY ROOM. FOLD HER CLOTHES. OMG jesus christ. May lord give me strength as no amount of power is enough to cure you from that revolting sight of Stella's messy clutter. Its like the end of world war 4/5. WORLD END. You ought to be ashame of yourself biatch. I threw away some of "her clothes" which werent suppose to be there.

Then took bus to Tampines and we chatted alot gangs and stuffs. Quite fun. I saw a CB retard small little boy sitting on a sit and his bag was taking up a seat beside him. So being a guy which hate inconsiderate people. I say out loud, " Hmmm i didnt know that Bags are your brothers, they need to rest and sit." Obviously he didnt get the message cause hes still little..around 7-10. But i didnt care and indirectly call him a retard and his mother never teach him, unknowingly that his mother is infront.

Reached Tampines and ate at Carl Jrs. Yes is my first time there. WOOO im sua gu. So? LOL. Im so happy la. The beef there is awesome. The burger is big. The drinks is big. The money is big. Damn it. The fries sucks. I will never upgrade to the whatever fries again. Got the smelly sauce. Then i went to the facial japan shop MENTSU. And bought myself a body scrub for one time use only just for teachers day 2morw at 8.40. Ex sia. But its worth it i guess. 2morw im going to look my best? LOL.

After that took MRT to Serangoon where i went to buy my Hermit Crab stuffs. Took quite some time there and end up spending 50-60-70 bucks? I bought a 2ft tank 10kg and 2 bags of 5kg sand. Im so stupid. I end up struggling with the heavy load. Regretted. Spent alot on hermit crabs. Things i do for them. Stella bought a dino for the tank decoration and i bought some nice shells for them to choose. And 2 rocky water dish. $_$ Im officially broke.

Then i reached Chinese garden and my father pick me up (thank goodness) and went to cousin's house to pick mum up.

Went home around 11am plus...eat and started baking my teacher's day cookies at 12am officially. Im so shagged la. I had barely 3hrs of sleep last night and today was a very tiring and exhausting day as i went out doing exercise and carry loads of heavy stuffs. But anyway back to the main thing. Baking. Yeaaa Light know how to bake. Hes a perfect guy that every girl would dream of. Cooking/baking like a wonderful house husband.

It all began like this...

Ingredients!!!
Self raising flour and caster sugar

Singapore's number 1 butter!

Eggs

Brown Sugar

Hersheys Cocoa, Chocolate ships and bake king chocolate rice!! WOO CHOCOLATE PARADISE!

Vanilla Essence

Siever

Weighing machine

Electronic Eyeball Driller

And alittle bit of love,sincerity =DD

First step : Preheat oven

Second step : Cream butter and sugar together both brown and caster.

Before

After

Third Step : Crack egg and segregate yolk from egg white. We need only the yolk as the egg white will leave the mixture too watery.

Leave the Egg white for facial if you want. =D

Fourth Step : Dumb the yolk and vanilla essence inside and use the Electronic Eyeball Driller to mix

Fifth Step : Sieve flour and replace 1table spoon of flour with 1table spoon of hersheys cocoa.

Sixth step : Dump it inside that mix and mix it well!!

Seventh Step : Dont you just love chocolate rice? Spam it baby!

Eighth step : Dump your chocolate chips in a bowl and get the ball rolling. (literally)

Roll it into a ball like this

Place chocolate chips on every angle, cook and nanny until it looks like a landmine.

Ninth Step : Repeat the process biatch.

BEFORE

AFTER (8min,160 degree celsius)

FINAL STEP : Pack them up for your adorable teachers

Your ure done, =DD Grats... YAY!! im the BEST!

---10:56 AM---

Saturday, August 29, 2009

HAPPY BDAE MICHAEL JACKSON

I just want to say that although you are not with us but your spirit and legacy are forever in your hearts. May you be happy where ever you are right now and be at peace... Love you!!

Not that i do not care about wei ling's bdae.. happy bdae weiling... may you stop being tiki and stop your horrible smoking habbits. =D

So today i went to Jurong Point around..3-4pm and had lunch. I was thinking what to get for teachers day. Then i calculated the number of teachers im giving including Mdm Oen ( Principal ), Mr Phor ( Vice-Principal ), Mr Goh ( discipline master ) and Mr Govind ( OM ). Since i have "wonderful" memories with them also....Hahaha. But i kinda enjoyed it.

So as i have a cash budget, I decided to bake cookies for each and one of them as a token of my appreciation and gratitude. Without their help i would still be studying in fuhua, they fought for me and pushed me up to what i have become today. Not flawless but better than before.
This is not today's picture. I just come across it on my phone so i decided to load it up. Its last time when im with drake and stella at Isetan Orchard. Im wearing Drake's battle goggles which i found it in his bag. We were so curious about ion. And yes i banged into a transparent door. == Ion is a beautiful place and i got samples from Kielhs. Quite nice to use.

So i want to thank FUHUA SECONDARY SCHOOL and these mentors for showing me the path :

Ms Yeo (maths teacher) : the only teacher that truely understands me, I couldnt lie to her cause she could always spot when im lieing. I feared her but then gradually began to respect her when i realised that she had good intentions. I remembered i see her to the bus stop begging for chances to not kick me out of her lesson. She gave me sweets and things to cheer me up and motivate me. I learn not only maths but purpose in life. She mastered psychology thats why she speaks with great wisdom and power and is able to stuck fear into peoples heart. Thats why i always submit her work. She seems to know who is not paying attention and who is. Im very grateful for what she had done for me and she will always be forever in my heart.

Favourite quotes : Go fly kite, Audacity, Go ahead, Make my day, Aptitude Attitude Altitude ,

Mr Phor ( vice principal ) : the one "father" who cares about me. During my 8-5pm probation, he always make sure i study and say if i do not study and be naughty he will use the rotan on me. He reward me with sweets and helped me in chemistry. He close one eye when he discover i was slacking during my 1 hr break.

Favourite quotes : You slack somemore i make you eat rotan ah!!

Mdm Oen ( principal ) : she always look out for me and check my progress. She pushed me up to sec4 and make sure i study during my 8-5pm probation. She rewards me with sweets and snacks.

Favourite quotes : How is your progress going?

Mrs Soh (counsellor) : My lovely counsellor. She cared for me and my results. I remembered the time where i refuse to see the counsellor and she walked up all the way to my classroom to ask me out nicely. Then that BASTARD JUNRONG laughed at me like some freak and i swear i almost kill him. But lets not talk about inferior beings. Oh ya she send me a motivation quote and many cards to encourage me to study. She offered to teach me physics and motivate me that i still have hope. She gave me faith.

Favourite quotes : -

Ms Kwa ( geography teacher/ HOD ) : She offered me helped during my 8-5pm probation and also teach me in geography. She always care for me and my results in geog and praises me for every little achievement i made. She cared for me alot.

Favourite quotes : -

Mr Loh ( Physics teacher/ Form teacher) : My favourite sec2/sec4 form teacher. Always catching my hairstyle and made me go and cut my hair. But he always give me grace. He asked to see me everytime to counsel me and say his past experience... he always made me stand up when im sleeping and show me a black face when im not paying attention. I know he meant well and i love him being my form teacher.

Favourite quotes : CLASSSSSS, Do make me ask you to stand up and face the wall, Leon stand up, how many of you never do my work stand up.

Ms Cheong ( Social Studies/History teacher) : The teacher that always makes the class a fun environment and more relaxed environment to teach as shes quite lenient. She gave us teaching techniques and always emphasize and help us spot Olevel question. She loves to mention my name in her own class 4e3. == She always massage me when im sleeping.

Favourite quotes : -

Ms Chan ( English teacher ) : The teacher who is slacky and relax. But she is the one who spotted my gaming addicts first and sees that i need help. Without her i wouldnt met Mrs Soh who helped me. I slept in her class and she would always physically abuse me. She love confiscating my things.

Favourite quotes : Ok class...

Mrs Chia ( Chinese Teacher ) : OMG this chinese teacher made my life a living hell. But i know she meant well . But it was very torturous. She spied at me 24/7 and whenever i talk to my friends and not do my work she would make me stand up or scold me infront of everyone. She love making me stay back to do filing and her work in her staff room or at the vice principal office. But i benefited alot from her and shes able to spot Olevel stuffs esp Oral.

Favourite quotes ; ZHEN GUANG WO YAO DAI NI QU JIAN XIAO ZHANG! ( Leon im bring you to see the principal )
ZHEN GUANG NI JIN TIAN BU YONG HUI JIA LIU XIA LAI (Leon you today no need to go back home, stay back )
ZHEN GUANG!! (LEON! )

Mr Goh ( Discipline master ) : Mr Goh always spot me for not tucking in my shirt and always smack me if i do not. But he close one eye. Hes friendly and harmless and never canes me.

Favourite quotes : LEON HAN tuck in your shirt!!!!! Leon Han where are you going?

Mr Govind ( OM ) : My favourite OM that never fails to confiscate my Ezlink card when im late or i never tuck in my shirt or many stuffs. He always catch me for my haircut and never fails to make a botak out of me. But i had many great memories him like playing the game , "escape the govind"

Favourite quotes : COME HERE BOY. BOY COME HERE. Tuck in your shirt. Give me your ezlink. (if no ezlink, Give me your wallet, phone, shoe).

Ms Koh (Chemistry teacher/HOD) : She always confiscate my yoyo and is always happy for me when i made progression. I love her way of getting attention by using the wooden toys.

---10:20 AM---

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Ok i showed this video is not for critisizism...im just amazed at the ah soh's hokkien. Really similar to those ah bengs and ah lians use...except they use more broken english..

Another video is this joker man. He thinks that like its illegal to do stuffs at citylink...

Yay so its one day before MES. And i admit i have not studied so much in detail and i most probably going to fail. Hais... It all started like this... I met Stella at JP cause shes tired and want to sleep in my house. Then after that i reward her with a CLASSY brunch treat at Delifrance... Yeah i get to experience the life of a high class person with money. I was influence by the eating ettiquete of the ang mo sitting nearby us. Thats the life i want to lead... Well the damage is 26.50...Its a little heart breaking but its a treat for Stella cause she studied all night for her test and didnt get sleep for about 36hours?

Then went home and prepared essential oil for baby, Makes her sleep better. She slept like a log in the end. I got drifted and play dota. Haix didnt end well...got into huge arguments with noob pubs and they somehow seem to pull me down.

Watched Breaking the Magician's code on AXN. Its a show where they exposed all the magicians dirty little secrets. Including levitation and walking on water! I used to think criss angel and david blaine were great magicians. Now i have this thing that all Magicians are just scammers and con men.

Nothing much actually...im rotting at home. EeLynn smsed me today and ask whether im going back for teachers day and i said YES. Looking forward to teachers day as i want to visit my Mr Phor, Ms Yeo, blar. I intend to buy gifts for them as well when i go out with Eugene and Drake to watch a movie at vivo?

Michael Jackson concert is on channel 5 at 7.00pm THIS SATURDAY. WOOO IM GOING TO WATCH. And i have not watched my Emporio Armani Fashion Show yet. DAng!!

---11:25 AM---

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Yeah i think im gonna fail accounts....right now is 3.30am as i blog...doing the ulltimate last minute of the day... i dont tink i would be sleeping. Baby is not sleeping either and we have been procrastinating for sooo long. Its time to snapped out of it.

Btw all this 1 week....i tot TEMAKI was moulting under the sand as i recently seen him bury under the sand which he often does tat recently. Until when one day i didnt see him anymore i presumed he was under the sand covered....safe ... Until my mother called up to say that my father found TEMAKI trying to climb up the kitchen toilet steps trying to get inside. Obviously TEMAKI is damn thirsty la. I got a shock. 1 WEEK he has been braving my house and i didnt even know until 1week later. My father picked it up and place it back to his tank. I really admire that crab sia. Few times he has escape. I dont even know how he survived without food or water la. I felt so sorry that i pamper him by feeding him the best food later on and add an apple for him. He wrapped up the apple like some baby and gobble it up.

Went to meet baby and slack at her house. OmG she needs serious help. Her house is like a storm ,typhoon,sandstorm, monsoon, hurricane, tsunami all COMBINE TOGETHER and smashed her room. I should have taken a picture. Cotton buds everywhere. Clothes on the floor. Dust everywhere. She haven washed her bolster and curtain for a few years. Im gonna do some spring cleaning for her. And i bet it'll take days to make it spick and span. Her room is so far the MESSIEST i've seen so far. Even mine (which is so fking untidy and messy) couldnt hold a candle to hers. She should go for the Guiness World Record.. Worlds Messiest Chaotic Room. I cleaned up for her like quite alot le and it was hard work.

Went to Woodlands to eat my KFC after my Well deserved Exercise. I haven't even breakfast and lunch and dinner. And it was about 8pm? No wonder im so cranky. A hungry man is a angry man. But suprisingly im not angry today as baby is well behaved. Ate and revise on accountings which is totally not productive at all...ARGH!! GOtta go study.>!! cya!!

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